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For Leannah ...
Last night you were talking on Vent about sticks and twigs and chemicals you extract from them. It reminded me of this excerpt from "Last Chance to See" by Douglas Adams (whose books I really like).
Here he's writing about modern man's influence in Madagascar:
Here he's writing about modern man's influence in Madagascar:
Lemurs were the dominant life form on the planet and when the continents split up, Madagascar kind of sailed off then into what suddenly became the Indian Ocean and took with it a representative sample of the livestock of the area, which included a lot of lemurs. They sat there for millions and millions of years in glorious isolation, while in the rest of the world a new creature emerged that was much more intelligent than the lemurs, according to it, much more competitive, much more aggressive and incredibly interested in all the things you could do with twigs.
Twigs were absolutely wonderful. There's so much you can do with twigs. You can dig around in the ground, you can burrow into the barks of trees for grubs, and you can hit each other with twigs. If there would have been Twig User magazine around in those days, these creatures would have been lining up for it. As you may have guessed, these animals were called the monkeys.
Because they were more competitive than lemurs, they successfully supplanted lemurs everywhere in the world except Madagascar. Madagascar was right out in the middle of the Indian Ocean and they couldn't get there until about 1,500 years ago when, due to startling advances in twig technology, they were able to get there in boats and planes. Suddenly, the lemurs, who had had this place to themselves for millions and millions of years were suddenly facing their old enemy, the monkey.

Twila- Posts: 236
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Re: For Leannah ...
Well I thought I was like only one on the planet I read that book. Adams fans from here either ddnt read it or usualy avoid it since its more like a documentary.
Anyways really great book, a must read for anyone thats like a agood lough coupled with a feeling for enviroment.
I loughed like hell when the went to see snake specialist, that worked with hydroponics or something like that I bealive. Anyways now have to read it again, too bad its back in my home town, but ill get to it in a month or two
Anyways really great book, a must read for anyone thats like a agood lough coupled with a feeling for enviroment.
I loughed like hell when the went to see snake specialist, that worked with hydroponics or something like that I bealive. Anyways now have to read it again, too bad its back in my home town, but ill get to it in a month or two

Teshija- Posts: 1864
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Re: For Leannah ...
Hmm i read hitchiker guide but not this one...
i need to check it out...
Anyways for those that are interested here is the paragraf i was talking about...:
Wood is one of the world’s oldest natural recourses as an energy source in the form of fire as well as a raw material for lumber or paper and pulp industries and ofcourse the famous sharpen wooden stick. In the past decades, it has given way to coal, oil and other types of fossil resources. However, these are not renewable recourses and, setting aside the environmental impact they create, they will eventually run out and when they do there will be a vacuum of chemical raw materials that need to be filled. Derivatives from the forest industries can to some extent fill this vacuum by utilising the various products steaming from existing paper and pulp mills and a multitude of new chemicals and products can be introduced.
Personaly i think it worked rather nicly giving some hummor to the paragraf but sadly no deal...
Anyways for those that are interested here is the paragraf i was talking about...:
Wood is one of the world’s oldest natural recourses as an energy source in the form of fire as well as a raw material for lumber or paper and pulp industries and ofcourse the famous sharpen wooden stick. In the past decades, it has given way to coal, oil and other types of fossil resources. However, these are not renewable recourses and, setting aside the environmental impact they create, they will eventually run out and when they do there will be a vacuum of chemical raw materials that need to be filled. Derivatives from the forest industries can to some extent fill this vacuum by utilising the various products steaming from existing paper and pulp mills and a multitude of new chemicals and products can be introduced.
Personaly i think it worked rather nicly giving some hummor to the paragraf but sadly no deal...
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