I have a bone(er) to pick whit you

Ok last night we hade some fun raiding and all was well but whene i pulled my willy out everyone started laughing and i found that to be hurtfull. Sure he might not be as big as the other oneeyed monsters out there but i still think its no cause of pointing and laughing. He is beeing cooped up in my bags all day and from time to time i need to take him out for air and to let him play whit his balls, is that so wrong? I knowe that some of you are a bit affraid of him sins he dribbles alot and you think you might catch something from him but i assure you that he is perfectly healthy and there is no dangour of petting his smooth pink skin he accualy enjoy that quite alot. Furthermore i think its narrow minded to exclude someone from the group just because he might not look as pretty as your playthings and i think that we all should give willy a chanse. Who knowes eventualy you might learn to love my willy as much as i do.

SO i ask you this, Dosent...........

First of all: Please don't let me pick your bone.. I just don't wanna do that.. again..

Second of all: I did pet your Willy's pink skin yesterday and he just started growing and growing and I really got scared, so I had to vanish.. Is this behaviour normal from your Willy?

Well prolonged absens of physikal contact tend to make him abit groutchy. But you should not be afraid i think what you misstook for growling was accualy just built up excietment.... I knowe that hi might trach around violently from time to time whene you touch him but if you keep petting him he will eventualy get tired and fall to sleep.... So plz dont be afraid to keep petting my willy all physical contacts are welcomme...

Another proof is that he really is one - eyed if you get my drift!

Teshija wrote:Another proof is that he really is one - eyed if you get my drift!

Willy has earnt the achievement: Back Door Job

Twila wrote:

Teshija wrote:Another proof is that he really is one - eyed if you get my drift!

Willy has earnt the achievement: Back Door Job

there is not enough room in here to put all of these smilyes on........

Are we talking about the same thing here....

Think so! We are talking about willy right?